Author Archives: oxygenferret
I haven’t killed anyone, or stolen anything valuable, or cheated in a relationship. Am I a good man?
Validation in Mississippi
Dudes keep coming up to me at the bar and asking if I have a boyfriend. When they aren’t cute, I lie and tell them I do. But the ugly ones are catching on. One started asking questions and (I think) pretending to have a lot in common with my “boyfriend”.
I’m considering making a fake account on Facebook and Twitter for my boyfriend, just so I can show pictures of him lifting weights and hitting punching bags, just so I can scare these creeps away and get it into their thick heads I’m not interested.
Not Easy Being Single
Today’s my 21st birthday, but all my friends are younger than me, so we can’t go out drinking. Any suggestions for how we can still celebrate?
Apparently, my friends aren’t what I thought they were. One in particular, “Meg”. Meg was talking to a mutual friend, “Jane”, who Meg didn’t know was my friend too. Out of nowhere, Meg started calling me names and acting like she hated my guts. This, from the girl I’ve been calling my bestie for years.
When Jane told me, I was totally shocked. I thought I knew her and that I could trust her, but now I’m not sure. Should I ignore this and move on?
Wounded in Wisconsin